A letter.
Dear My New Stalker,
Please stop leaving messages on my answering machine. I can't understand what you are saying when you pant like that and I don't speak Spanish. Hopefully you can find something better to do with your time in the near future. I'm a painfully uninteresting person. I find my own life tedious to live - surely that is magnified by experiencing it vicariously.
Thanks,
Mary
Please stop leaving messages on my answering machine. I can't understand what you are saying when you pant like that and I don't speak Spanish. Hopefully you can find something better to do with your time in the near future. I'm a painfully uninteresting person. I find my own life tedious to live - surely that is magnified by experiencing it vicariously.
Thanks,
Mary
posted by Mary at 11:32 AM
2 Comments:
you know you're truly a success when you have your very own stalker.
p.s. it's not me.
She's right, you know. Pimplywimp even made it one of the subjects of his YouTube movie, so it must be true. ;-)
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