Report Cards

Life should involve more quantifiable grading. Report cards growing up gave me a sense of self worth. Even better were the print outs of everyones exam grades in college. I loved knowing my ability to complete a scantron was superior to 95% of my classmates. Today I was craving a life score so I paid five bucks to Equifax. My score is good, but 28% of Americans have higher scores. This upsets me. Equifax suggests a longer credit history would boost my score. Rrrg. I'll just have to try again next year.